Cleveland Browns wide receiver Dante Stallworth has been charged with DUI Manslaughter in a District Court in Miami. The charge comes with a minimum sentance of 15 years in prison which means unless Stallworth is the second coming of Dikembe Mutumbo then he won’t be playing any more professional football. Stallworth’s blood alcohol was a [...]
Posted on April 1st, 2009 by Jordan
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Brian Bosworth was arrested this week for DUI. Originally he was pulled over while riding his motorcycle down Hollywood Blvd., because the license plate was missing. Police later determined he was intoxicated after he failed a breathalyzer test. Apparently the mega-mullet doesn’t help with those, who knew?
As we mentioned earlier in the week, the missing [...]
Posted on March 7th, 2009 by Crazy Joel the Intern
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Sometimes, we find that life imitates art. Scott Siegel (I’m assuming he’s the one on the right above…can’t imagine why…), who played a steroid dealer in the recent movie The Wrestler, was arrested for…dealing steroids, or at least being part of a steroid-dealing operation, or some such. Over a thousand bottles of the stuff were [...]
Posted on February 27th, 2009 by Crazy Joel the Intern
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An excellent slate this week, with 8 stories, all of them sports-related:
Ken Mink, a 73-year-old (yes, 73) playing basketball at a junior college in Tennessee, was declared ineligible to play because of academic ineligibility. Turns out he didn’t have enough credits and he was in danger of failing his Spanish course. In case you [...]
Posted on February 20th, 2009 by Crazy Joel the Intern
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Anthony Spencer arrested for drunk & disorderly after failing to convince the bar to stay open longer by offering to pay them to do so. What makes this one special is his statements when the police showed up, stating “I don’t give a f*** if you’re the police,” and when told he would be arrested, [...]
Posted on January 16th, 2009 by Crazy Joel the Intern
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